Women on a plate

As a ground rule women hate vanity. In order to even consider sleeping with you they first need to feel that you are providing them with warmth and security, or at least the illusion thereof. Cockiness that is not supported by a huge cock does not encourage the illusion of warmth and security you are trying to sell. Try and convey the message that you are unhappy with your present life, and that you are seeking a suitable female partner to build a cozy nest with but you haven’t found her yet. It is good to speak about your own family, stressing the fact that your parents are happily married for the past 40 years. Using this tactic at the beginning of the courting process will usually suffice to mark you as a potential husband, and thus a potential fuck friend. You, of course, concentrate on the fuck and ignore the husband.

Women hate haste. As already stressed they seek warmth and security, two things that do not respond well to haste. You, quite naturally, are pressed for time. You want her to get naked, get down, and an hour later get on a taxi. So how to reconcile these two contrasting desires? Well, there are two basic methods: [a] the spread out method (or the Casanova method), and [b] the interval method. Briefly explained in the spread out method we recognize women’s need for a slow pace. According to this method you need to maintain several women at different stages of the courtship process. In that way you’ll always have one or a few that you have courted enough time in order to feel all warm and secure with you, thus opening the way to screw your brains out. This method is labor intensive and hazardous, but can be very sexually rewarding. The interval method, on the other hand, is a guerilla tactic to be used one woman at a time. It’s main objective is to erode a woman’s natural defenses by creating, sometimes within minutes, the illusion of warmth and security. I will elaborate on these methods somewhere else.

Women categorically hate stupidity. It is a proven fact that smart, creative, intelligent men get laid more than average intelligence blokes, not to mention downright degenerates. Simply put, if you are cardboard dumb than opt for a plastic surgeon, or the lottery, or else go for really fat and ugly chicks. If you are plain average than learn how to put on the illusion of a sophisticated appearance. One method to do this is to buy one of those “all you wanted to know about everything” books, and memorize some cool impressive facts about a variety of subjects. Learning by heart three or four love poems is also a good thing.

Simply put, having some good knowledge about sex and sexuality will make you a more confident man, and when it comes to courtship and seduction confidence is a virtue. At the very least learn all you can about the female body, as well as your own, and make sure you are familiar, at least in theory, with the main sex positions (opt for the simple ones). This information will come in handy when the inevitable sex chat will come up. Exhibiting knowledge about sex will boost your image as an experienced lover. Add this to your newly found humble family man demeanor, “I have all the time in the world” attitude, and newly acquired smarts, and you are on the sure road to promiscuous bliss.

Ok, you’ve done all I’ve told you and found yourself staring at the butt naked perfect body of your dream woman. Naturally you charge at her pussy, and . . . alas she goes dry as the Sahara desert. Dream is over. “What have I done wrong?”, you think. Well dude you forgot rule no. 1 in fucking - woman need foreplay! This is an axiom. As far as women are concerned even a quick accidental fuck must be accompanied by some foreplay, even if this means no more than complementing her on her dress and buying her a drink. As a ground rule just know that if you want to play, you must learn how to foreplay! I’ll discuss the art of foreplay, and the less known but not less traumatic afterplay, elsewhere.